birthday week comes to a close

this is better than the electical tape story…

…no nothing can be better than the electrical tape story. but i’m going to try.
my car…my poor poor car has decided to have electrical problems…i may pull out some e.tape and try to fix the problem. or just re-wire somethings.
two nights ago i noticed my hand break light on…and as i’m positive the hand break is down…i kind of just rolled my eyes at the light, sure enough the next time i turned the car the light was off and everything was back to normal..
now…on paper it is said that my jetta’s external lights can not be turned on unless the key is in the ignition..well…someone better tell my car that, Wednesday night i approach my car in the Elliott’s parking lot only to see the lights blaring in to the wall. so first i’m like well..maybe i left them on? even though it’s impossible…so i look and sure enough the switch is in the off position. whatever. well last night i’m trying to drive to mfing la botana to have serious girl time with lauren and kate…and my lights won’t turn on. i got curious and turned my car off and back on at every stop light..eventually they turned back on, but people…that is no way to live.
it’s finally friday. get me outa here.

Swaim as it ever was

swaim sex marriage…

so eric had a birthday…lets see here:

poncho action on

justin comes back from Wilmington

that collar is outa control

oh olive

and stuff.

twitter favorites

# DJSK1 #yomama so dumb, I told her it was chilli out side and the bitch got a bowl!about 3 hours ago from web

therealgirltalk Dear airplane travelers, dont hog the middle arm space, its a shared area, dont be annoying5:12 PM Oct 2nd from txt

totallylikeduh All I can smell is redbull, sweat & sunscreen!5:47 PM Sep 26th from TwitterBerry

# jamsjams_BR Someone just threw an egg and it landed on my head. Wut teh fuck???4:38 AM Sep 26th from UberTwitter

# jamsjams_BR Fascism had a baby with capitalism and named it IKEA.5:55 PM Sep 24th from UberTwitter

JeeJuno Gmail is down, WHAT?11:24 AM Sep 24th from txt

Curtypants That’s life. One minute you’re on the top of the world, next minute some secretary is running you over with a lawnmower.5:27 PM Sep 21st from web

errolmorris How many different things does a photograph do to time? It freezes it; it extends it; it compresses it, maybe even eliminates it.1:26 AM Sep 20th from web

# jamsjams_BR RT @nakedbear: sunny day real estate. no big deal.4:52 AM Sep 19th from UberTwitter

# jamsjams_BR Kanye, don’t worry this’ll blow over. Eddie murphy got caught w a tranny and nobody remembers.3:29 AM Sep 16th from UberTwitter

sacredpickle giant fake trees inside of restaurants: how did this become such a thing?12:47 AM Sep 16th from Twitterrific

# jamsjams_BR Cause basically that means you are a jackass.3:27 AM Sep 15th from UberTwitter

jessicadevaney mice ate all the granola bars in my office during the weekend. #nycisgross2:06 PM Sep 14th from TweetDeck

huffingtonpost Oh my: Legislator caught on tape bragging about kinky sex with energy lobbyists http://bit.ly/1DHqy1:45 PM Sep 9th from bit.ly

jessicadevaney Why did I just watch something about a serial killer alone in my new apt in the middle of the night?3:37 AM Sep 8th from Tweetie

Curtypants Napping w/ central air. Ballin.6:15 PM Sep 7th from Tweetie

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JustinHantz im pretty much the james bond of virginia1:27 PM Sep 1st from web

Drunk Pumpkin. the winston groove.

documentation of the buck toothed pumpkin

and then shit gets out of control

could some one possibly take a better picture of me?

*this image is replacing some one’s photo:

hint…there was a pumpkin on his head…

rainy days lately

rainy day headache club text messages each other for support.

i love lamp…and liz simmons

so last week liz had a birthday…was it the week before? it was recent.

i LOVE this one.

great gifts and great food:

really nice friends volunteer to clean dishes in bathtubs

perhaps…

One day i may be able to do THIS…for my friends.
this is why i do what i do. ? maybe?
now…hurry up and get awkwardly famous so i can show case all your bad habits or whatever.

also, i think it’s important to note that these are the words that i first read this morning….
“I’m always down for animal oriented outer wear. Jams and I were just chatting the other day about horn implants and other changes it would take to become a minotaur. He said he’d get the horns if I’d get a split snake tongue , I told him no go but look out for some BR excess in the future.”
bobby evans
…sets the mood just right.

scanned halloween images

these pictures will be from three different halloweens @ the werehouse. when i’m done all of my documentation of werehouse halloween will be complete and on flickr. not exactly sure on the years of these, if anyone knows please leave comments on the flickr account (some where between 1999-2003)

LINK to Flickr

origami purse

ETSY!!!!